What's on Sale

We have some items that we are no longer taking on the road with us, and that we really don't have room to store here at the compound.  So for a short time, we are moving out the back stock for these items. 

The prices for these items will continue until after the back stock is gone.  After that, they will return to their regular prices.  We will continue to carry these items online, just not at their sale price., and we will make them to order in the future.

Funny Designated Drinker Metal Sign
Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $40.00

This funny designated drinker metal sign is for the person that just has to be the one who drinks mass quantities of alcohol.

  • size = 14.785”w x 9”h

  • bare metal

  • belt sanded

Lucky Stiff
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $16.00

A great little sign for the back of a hearse.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size =  21.75"w x 4.75"h
A Bone
Sale Price: $5.00 Original Price: $9.00

The A Bone refers to a Ford Model A. You may have heard it sung about by the Trashmen in their song called A Bone, or the Cramps their song called Surfin’ Dead.

We cut this piece from mild steel a little thicker than 1/8 inch.

  • Bare Metal

  • Size =  11.5"w x 4"h

Caveman
Sale Price: $9.00 Original Price: $18.00

Ugh!  It's good to be a primitive.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 14"w x 3.7"h
Primitive
Sale Price: $13.00 Original Price: $26.00

That's how I'll live, primitive... Don't ya just know it.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 19"w x 3.1"h
Freak
Sale Price: $9.00 Original Price: $18.00

Hey.  Welcome to the club.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 12.25"w x 2.7"h
Super Stock Metal Sign
Sale Price: $15.00 Original Price: $30.00

Super Stock is the perfect sign for all of you soup makers out there. And maybe a few others too.

  • size = 13.13”w x 6.13”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Mancave Script
Sale Price: $7.50 Original Price: $15.00

Scripted with a baseball like underline to give your cave more of a sports feel.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 14.75"w x 5"h
Beware of Zombie
Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $40.00

You don't need to wait for the zombie apocalypse to own this sign.  And if the apocalypse happens, it's great courtesy warning for the meter reader.  after all, you don't want them being bit by one of those things because you know what happens after that.

  • Bare Metal
  • Rusted
  • Size = 18"w x 12"h
Apocalypse Metal Sign
Sale Price: $13.50 Original Price: $27.00

It’s coming. Why not put a sign welcoming it?

  • size = 20”w x 3”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Dead Drunk 1
Sale Price: $11.00 Original Price: $22.00

Dead Drunk! Been there. Done that!

  • Bare Metal

  • Size = 9.8"w x 6.7"h

Drag City
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $20.00

There was a time during the hey day of racing at the Detroit Dragway, that Detroit was known as Drag City.  Of course, San Francisco has also been known as drag city... but for different reasons.  But none of that matters now.  What does matter is maybe your town has a cool street racing scene.  If so... this sign is for you.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 11.125"w x 6.25"h
Zombie Motors
Sale Price: $12.00 Original Price: $16.00

Zombie Motors... A post zombie apocalypse auto business?  A new name for a re-animated Packard and factory?  A car company that actually understands what we want?  The future of the Detroit three?  Or maybe... just maybe... a good name for your garage.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 11.4"w x 6.2"h
Detroit Morgue metal sign
Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $40.00

The Detroit Morgue is a busy place.  All kinds of crazy individuals are passing through.  Die! Die! Die! and visit the Detroit Morgue in your after life.  It'll be an experience you won't forget.  That's if you can even remember it... floating above your rotting, bloated, corpse.

  • Bare Metal
  • Belt Sanded
  • Size = 15"w x 9"h

 

Jungle Juice Metal Sign
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $20.00

Jungle juice, the perfect party drink, makes a great sign to decorate a home or patio bar with.

  • size = 17”w x 3.38”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Liquor Metal Sign
Sale Price: $12.00 Original Price: $24.00

A nice little sign to dress up any home or patio bar: LIQUOR.

  • size = 15”w x 4.25”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Tikiman Bones Metal Sign
Sale Price: $9.00 Original Price: $18.00

This is another version of Tikiman made from a font of bones.

  • size = 16”w x 3.75”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Deadsville
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $20.00

A suburb of Detroitsville, USA.

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 18"w x 4.3"h
Zombie X-ing
Sale Price: $20.00 Original Price: $35.00

Why a zombie crossing sign?  After the zombie apocalypse, roaming hoards of zombies will often cross the road at the most inopportune times; and the temptation will be to just run them over like they do in the movies. 

But remember, wind shield wipers aren't designed to remove blood, bits of bone, and flesh.   You'll just smear it, making it even harder to see.  AND that my friend, is when you lose control,hit the tree, and make yourself a tasty treat. 

Instead, pay attention to the sign.  Let them cross or find another route.

  • Bare Metal
  • Rusted
  • Size = 20"w x 20"h
Walkers Metal Sign
Sale Price: $11.00 Original Price: $22.00

Walkers was the name given to zombies in that graphic novel and series. But it also would make a funny gift for anyone you know that walks through a mall in the morning.

  • size = 14”w x 3”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Code of the Freaks
Sale Price: $9.00 Original Price: $15.00

It’s the code of the freaks. Just in case you did know… Yes! They do have one. And if you break it… Well, let’s just say you don’t want to head down that path.

You’ll find that this Code of the Freak cutout is suitable for all types of freak, whether of the physical self or of the mind.

We cut this sign from mild steel a little thicker than 1/8 inch.

  • Bare Metal

  • Size =  9"w x 7"h

Zombie Hunter
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $18.00

Alright, so maybe you're not the serial killer type, but you still like the idea of killing things.  I guess killing zombies would work.  Except... they are already dead, so you wouldn't really be killing them.  They are re-animated though.  So I guess that means you would be de-animating them.  So come on de-animator, buy this sign and weld it to the back of your truck. 

  • Bare Metal
  • Size = 11"w x 7.5"h
Hellbound Metal Sign
Sale Price: $11.00 Original Price: $22.00

The Hellbound metal sign is for the person who knows where they’ve been and knows where they will end up. Little flames top the letters to act as a reminder of what the end will be. Oh well, you might as well as enjoy the ride while you can.

  • size = 21.75”w x 4.125”h

  • bare metal

Truck Yeah Metal Sign
Sale Price: $18.00 Original Price: $28.00

Okay. So, this is a play on something that some of us often say. You know… something that rhymes with Truck Yeah. Wink. Wink. Nod. Nod. Yep. You get it.

Hey! This sign hasn’t been cut out of some wafer thin stuff like you get from a lot of places. It’s cut from 9-gauge mild steel. Yep. This sign has some heft to it and it really looks like something.

  • size = 10”w x 7”h

  • bare metal

  • 9-gauge mild steel

Tommy Gunn
Sale Price: $9.00 Original Price: $18.00

Tommy Gunn… It could be a song. It could be a dog. I could even be a gun.

  • size = 16.63”w x 5”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Ghoul Metal Sign
Sale Price: $6.00 Original Price: $12.00

Ghoul metal sign is for all you cool ghouls out there.

  • size = 12”w x 2.7”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Traditional Script Metal Sign
Sale Price: $12.00 Original Price: $24.00

Are you a traditional? If you are you are.

  • size = 19.75”w x 4.25”

  • mild steel

  • bare metal

Fraternal Order Of Zombies
Sale Price: $30.00 Original Price: $50.00

Here in Detroitsville, USA, unions are a big deal. And no doubt, after the zombie apocalypse, they’ll still be a big deal.

  • Rusted Metal

  • Size = 17”w x 18.25”h

Do Not Feed The Zombies
Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $40.00

Don't feed the Zombies because if you are, they are more than likely... feeding... on you.  This sign is rustified just like you'd expect to find a sign from a zombie post-apocalyptic world.  This sign is framed in a coffin like shape to add to the creep factor.

  • Bare Metal
  • Rusty
  • Size = 14"w x 12.8"h
Tikiman Skull Metal Sign
Sale Price: $10.00 Original Price: $20.00

Who’s a Tikiman? You’re a Tikiman.

  • size = 15”w x 3.5”h

  • mild steel

  • bare metal