Zombie X-ing

Zombie X-ing

$35.00

Why a zombie crossing sign?  After the zombie apocalypse, roaming hoards of zombies will often cross the road at the most inopportune times; and the temptation will be to just run them over like they do in the movies. 

But remember, wind shield wipers aren't designed to remove blood, bits of bone, and flesh.   You'll just smear it, making it even harder to see.  AND that my friend, is when you lose control,hit the tree, and make yourself a tasty treat. 

Instead, pay attention to the sign.  Let them cross or find another route.

  • Bare Metal
  • Rusted
  • Size = 20"w x 20"h
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