ROASTER COASTER A-GO-GO

Now fortified with twice
the go-go power of last years model

So how did the boys at Speedcult do it? And what will it mean? For those answers and more, we'll reprint an interview from the Hot Rod Tribune with Professor Heimrick Von Speedcult

Hot Rod Tribune: "Professor, Why twice the go-go power?"

Professor Von Speedcult: "Vell, one night after last year's Burning Man, ze techs in ze Speedcult lab were drinking ze beer and discussing ways to improve ze coaster when all of a sudden one of ze techs says, 'Mein Herr, I've got it! Let's make it twice the go-go as this year's.' And we all exclaimed, 'ya, ya, twice the go-go.' "

Hot Rod Tribune: "And so what did you do?"

Professor Von Speedcult: "Ah, vell that vas ze conumdrum... We did not know how to do it. Then after several more cases of beer, another of ze techs shouts, 'Mein Herr, I've got it! Let's build a second go-go cage!' And then we all exclaimed, 'ya, ya, a second go-go cage!' "

Hot Rod Tribune: "And then what?"

Professor Von Speedcult: "Vell then we built ze second cage..."

Hot Rod Tribune: "Brilliant!"

Professor Von Speedcult: "Ya, ya, all in a days work at Speedcult."

Hot Rod Tribune: "Thank you professor!"

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen -- a fantastically wild and primitive ride, now with twice the go-go power of our previous model. And, if you are attending Burning Man in 2004, you will find the Roaster Coaster near 7:30 and the Esplanade.

For a little noise to dirty the ambiance, feel free to download an MP3 of Mystical Sights by Art Phag.