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I Don't Wanna Eat Crow!
Dear Cletus:
I gots into an argument with my wife last week and accused her of havin' an affair with my fishin' buddy Bubba Ray. Well she got all mad at me and told me I didn't know what I was talkin' about. She also told me she'd prove I was wrong and make me eat crow for accusin' her of sleepin' with Bubba.
Now I finds out, Bubba was in Georgia visitin' his momma when I thought he was with my wife. So please Cletus, my wife won't speak to me; and I doesn't want to eat crow. Is there some way to get out of this? If'n I can't, does it taste good?
Sincerely,
Olden Cobb
Olden, I've been told many times that I'd be eatin crow after I was proved wrong. And as near as I can tell, I ain't eaten it yet. But from what I've heard, I can tell you it's not the best tastin' bird you'll ever eat. They say it's greasy, like rat meat; and it has a rotten taste to it that stays with you for days, remindin' you of what you done ate. Unfortunately, I don't have much advice other than if it's on your plate, use plenty of ketchup.
