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Halloween Costume Advice
Dear Cletus:
One of my favorite holidays, Halloween, is coming up soon. Now of course, Indy 500 day is an even better holiday, and so is openin' day of turkey huntin' season. I could go on and on with good holidays, but I was wondering if you have any costume advice to impress my friends on Halloween?
Sincerely,
Connie
Connie, I'm not the right person to answer your question. You see, and I hate to tell you this, but Cletus does not believe in dressing for the entertainment or amusement of others.
