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How Do I Remove A Blood Stain From My Husband's Shirt?
Dear Cletus:
My husband went to the bar on Saturday Night with his friends. And you know how it is, once you gets the licker in ya... How ya starts fightin and all. Well, that's how my husband is. Anyways, when he comes home Monday after gettin' out of jail, I notice his new shirt I just bought the other day is all bloody. I washed it, but the blood stains were still there. Now how can I get all this blood out so I don't have to nag my man until he's drinkin' and fightin' again?
Sincerely,
Melba
Melba, I do know how it can be after gettin' lickered-up on a Saturday Night. But I have to admit, your question perplexed ol' Cletus. After all, this isn't freakin' Ask Heloise. That said, I decided I better go ask my momma how'd she remove a blood stain. So I went to the Women's Correctional Facility, and after gettin' yelled at for not visitin' more often -- my momma has an anger management problem -- she told me you should use hydrogen peroxide. That that's what she used to clean my daddy's blood after she shot him. Now just between you an me, I'm not sure how well the hydrogen peroxide works because momma was still convicted.
