ASK THE CARNY
O.K. kids! This is what you've all been waitin' for. Cletus is here to answer all your questions about the carny and trailer trash way of life. Now all y'all have to do is email your question to me at , and I'll do my best to answer it.
What Do Carnies Eat At A Party?
Dear Cletus:
I'm hosting a party in a few weeks and I'm expecting a lot of carnies to attend. I'm hoping you can give me some advice on the menu. What foods would do carnies really like? Are there any I should avoid (you know, the ones that make them fight or somethin')?
Sincerely,
Cookie
Cookie, You're havin' a party for carnies and I'm not invited. How could you? Just kiddin'. If you're fixin' to make your party a carny success, then make sure to have these basic, carnilicious foods on hand: chewin' tobacca, beer and jerky.
Now, if you want to avoid havin' the kinds of foods that make carnies fight, then don't have chewin' tobacca, beer or jerky. Of course, if you do that, then your party will be the carny faux pas of the season.
