ASK THE CARNY
O.K. kids! This is what you've all been waitin' for. Cletus is here to answer all your questions about the carny and trailer trash way of life. Now all y'all have to do is email your question to me at , and I'll do my best to answer it.
Cletus, Are You My Perfect Man?
Dear Cletus:
I don't know if you remember me, we lapped our tongues in each other's mouths after I rode the coaster. Anyway, like I said, I rode the Roaster Coaster at Burning Man this year; and from your smile to your nipple rings, I thought you were just the cutest thing out there. There is only one more thing that would make you the perfect man for me. Please tell me you spent time in prison.
Love you, Laura Lee
Laura Lee, I don't like to talk about it, but yes I've done my time off and on for most of the last fifteen years. The last time I got sent up was the fault of that no good ex-wife of mine. And I'll tell you now! I loved her and I only beat her when she got uppity. But that's another story. For now, I'm tryin' to go straight. So... y'all ain't uppity or anything, are you?
