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O.K. kids! This is what you've all been waitin' for. Cletus is here to answer all your questions about the carny and trailer trash way of life. Now all y'all have to do is email your question to me at , and I'll do my best to answer it.
Where Should I Put My Refrigerator?
Dear Cletus:
Our refrigerator quit workin', and my man and I went out lookin' for another one on trash night. And well... we did find one that works. So I guess my question is, can we put the one that doesn't work in the front yard for the kids to play in? We also have a rusty, broken down car on blocks sittin' in the driveway.
Sincerely, Debbie Jo
Debbie Jo, let me get this right. You want to let your kids play in a refrigerator in the front yard? You can't do that. It wouldn't be Fengshui. Remember, you said you already have a rusty car sittin' on blocks in your driveway. So y'all should put that new kids' toy into the backyard, preferrably behind a shed or shrubs where you won't have to hear those youngins scream.
