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Item Price: $50.00
15"w x 11"h
Fraternal Order Of Morticians
Bottle Opener
This is the much coveted 'Fraternal Order of Morticians' bottle opener -- local 1018. Legend has it, this particular local's meetings were held in one of the member's embalming rooms where the participants played poker on the embalming table. They preferred that table because when one of the drunken morticians spilled a beer, it just flowed right to the drain and it didn't interfere with the game. From those long lost games comes this bottle opener, which we respectfully cut from a thick gauge steel to help you get a head start on your own personal embalming. A must have item, this bottle opener also won the Better Living Through Beer award for 2002. ...wink wink... We provide a mounting hole, screw and anchor for an easy installation. Finally, we ship it in your choice of a clear or color tint powdercoat finish.
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Most of Speedcult's metal work comes with a high gloss clear powdercoated finish. This finish is super durable and it also helps to protect the metal from rust and other enviromental wraths.
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