HOTRODS AND PINUPS
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Crapmaster 3000
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Holy Crap! Behold the latest technology in toilet paper dispensing. You know how it is... You go to work after a night of heavy drinking only to find a partial roll waiting for you in the morning. What you gonna do now, huh? Or after a lunch of sauerkraut and onions you find the customers have left you high and dry. Well be left high and dry no longer. The Crapmaster 3000 gives you a place to keep reading material, a shelf for an ashtray and your beer (not that we recommend you drink on the job like we do.) and of course, slots for three rolls of toilet paper. This wall mount dispenser is cut out of 16 gauge steel and powdercoated to help protect its look. So don't be caught with your pants down, buy a CRAPMASTER 3000 today!
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Most of Speedcult's metal work comes with a high gloss clear powdercoated finish. This finish is super durable and it also helps to protect the metal from rust and other enviromental wraths.
We also have translucent high gloss color tints available for items. Click here for sample. The colors shown are only approximations of what your item might look like upon delivery. The color you see at our site depends upont the internet browser and computer monitor you use. So don't go trying to match your drapes to the color you see on the screen.





